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There are those who know how to suffer. And there are those who do not know how not to suffer. There are those who look pain in the face and laugh. There are those who can’t look pain in the face because pain is too scared to look up from the pounding it’s getting. Yes, there are Sufferlandrians. And then there are Knights of Sufferlandria. To be awarded the highest honour accorded by the Sufferlandrian Ministry of Madness, one must simply do 10 Sufferfest videos, back-to-back.

RULES FOR A KNIGHT OF SUFFERLANDRIA ATTEMPT
  1. Please see a doctor. You’re not right and are in desperate need of help.
  2. You must do 10 Sufferfest videos, back-to-back.
    • You can do them in any order you like.
    • You may not do any video more than once.
    • You may NOT include the following videos in your selection: Extra Shot, Half is Easy, Elements of Style, To Get to the Other Side, The Way Out or The Long Scream.
    • Running videos are not permitted
    • Chrysalis is permitted if you do it as the prescribed bike-only workout.
  3. You are allowed 10 minutes rest between videos. No more. But less is fine.
  4. You must publicly record and post the event somehow – e.g., power/hr files, photos, Facebook posts and/or tweets during the event to show progress.
  5. We do not set any kind of performance benchmark for your ride (i.e., how hard you have to go). However, we insist that you do a ride in which you Suffer and which, most importantly, of which you are immensely proud of yourself for having given all you can give and a bit more.
  6. You really should, although its not necessary, try to raise money for a good cause.
  7. One of the following must be true for each person who wants to be Officially Recognised as a Knight of Sufferlandria:
    • You have purchased the 10 videos you are using in your Knighthood attempt.
    • You have subscribed to The Sufferfest videos through our app or on Roku
    • You are completing your Knighthood at one of our Officially Licensed Sufferfest Facilities as part of an Official Knighthood ride organised by the Facility and approved by The Sufferfest.
  8. Upon completion, fill out the form on this page (don’t send us an email – we need it through the form).
  9. Wait for The Minions to get back to you (normally takes a few days).
  10. If your ride is accepted, bask for eternity in the GLORY that comes from being a Knight of Sufferlandria. Never shall you not be the center of every single dinner conversation you attend from that point onwards.
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  • Hi David Just wanted to check a couple of things with you about copyright I'm putting together a charity promotional video for my Knighthood attempt on Thursday 23rd March. I'd like to include a couple of short 10-20 second exerts from a couple of the videos probably a bit from the last climb in Thin Air and a bit from The Hunted. I'd also like to ask if you have a template for the Knighthood Attempts similar to the certificate template from ToS 2017? Is there any problem using the name or logos to promote what I'm doing it will be going out on Twitter Facebook and YouTube and I'll be doing live feeds onto Facebook on the day. All guidance gratefully received Nigel Yates

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